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程序员应聘(笑死人)
一公司主管问前来应聘的程序员。:"树上有十只鸟,开枪打死一只,还剩几只?"
程序员孩反问:"是无声手枪么?"
"不是."
"枪声有多大?"
"80~100分贝."
"那就是说会震的耳朵疼?"
"是."
"在这个城市里打鸟犯不犯法?"
'不犯."
"您确定那只鸟真的被打死啦?"
"确定."主管已经不耐烦了,"拜托,你告诉我还剩几只就行了,OK?"
"OK.鸟里有没有聋子?"
"没有."
"有没有关在笼子里的?"
"没有."
边上还有没有其他的树,树上还有没有其他鸟?"
"没有."
"方圆十里呢?"
"就这么一棵树!"
"有没有残疾或饿的飞不动的鸟?"
"没有,都身体倍棒."
"算不算怀孕肚子里的小鸟?"
"都是公的."
"都不可能怀孕?"
"………,决不可能."
"打鸟的人眼里有没有花?保证是十只?"
"没有花,就十只."
主管脑门上的汗已经流下来了,但男孩仍继续问:"有没有傻的不怕死的?"
"都怕死."
"有没有因为情侣被打中,自己留下来的?"
"笨蛋,之前不是说都是公的嘛!"
"同志可不可以啊!"
"………….,性取向都很正常!"
"会不会一枪打死两只?"
"不会."
"一枪打死三只呢?"
"不会."
"四只呢?"
"更不会!"
"五只呢?"
"绝对不会!!!"
"那六只总有可能吧?"
"除非你他妈的是猪生的才有可能!"
"…好吧,那么所有的鸟都可以自由活动么?"
"完全可以."
"它们受到惊吓起飞时会不会惊慌失措而互相撞上?"
"不会,每只鸟都装有卫星导航系统,而且可以自动飞行."
"恩,如果您的回答没有骗人,"程序员满怀信心的回答,"打死的鸟要是挂在树上没掉下来,那么就剩一只,如果掉下来,就一只不剩."
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